my name is beebs. i'm a slime boygirl alien thing that likes mangoes. i've been described as a gnarp gnarp, silly, estranged, and delusional.

i was assigned "slimegirl" at birth. i'm iron deficient. currently on 18mg of methylphenidate. located at -43.773700, 172.789000. my spare key is under the doormat. part of the 12% tax bracket. i had a broken cervix (recovered). my last name is Edwards (previously Louise). i am conventionally attractive. my driver's license ID is 747927523. currently vacationing in another country May 5-May 21. 5'11" / 180cm. born in Chicago, Illinois.all of that information is integral to understanding me as a person, and definitely true. i would never joke or fuck around. im so serious.

i kin somewhat traditionally. doubles ehhh. i try not to care but yknow.selfhood list on pdb

current hyperfixations ☆ tally hall, bandori, d4dj, omega strikersspins ☆ mlp (all gens), toys (includes anime figures), sea lifefull list on my spacehey

basic dni (racist, homophobe, yada yada)-14 and +21 (current friends fine & exceptions can be made)anti-neopronouns, believe pronouns = gender directly in every situationlolisho/proshipsay slurs consistently, especially the rslur

i love other people's oc's and I might get attached to them for bursts of time and draw fanart (not guaranteed)i am bad with tone but would rather you not use tone indicators!!i'm fairly blunt and also very talkative/repetitivei have a discord server. join if we're pals.

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